February 2012
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July 2011
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About Vampire Babies
MASi: So... She was impregnated by Edward?
Jason: Yeah he banged her up pretty good. I was actually hoping her body would be ravaged by Jacob and get prego bc of him, but beggers can't be choosers and Jacob definitely begged Bella so... You know how it is. The cold guys always win.
MASi: But... Shouldn't Edwards sperm be dust by now? Or dry air should come out right? Or his penis should be sealed shut by the glitter?
Jason: Glitter?
MASi: You're right. He's a vampire, not ke$ha.